In lighter news

Co-owner of the Carolina Hurricanes Thomas Thewes has passed away from a two year bought with leukemia. That's what you get for moving the Whalers to North Carolina, fucker! That's what people do there! They fuck their relatives and they die of cancer! I kid, I kid, I don't really wish death on anyone, except of course for the people who stole the Whalers. Oh snap, cancer's got my back, bitch!