Fucking Florida man

People always wonder why I'd never want to live in Florida. Besides the oppressive heat and mosquitoes the size of Hyundais, there are stories like this one. If you're at all like me, the first thing that leaps out at you is that 20 year old Pirates prospect Jose Tabata is married to a 43 year old woman! I mean fleecing stupid people out of their children happens all the time, it's how I save money on cat food, but marrying a woman over twice your age? Yikes, that's just weird.

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