Lineup Error Forces Rays Manager to Manage

Accidentally listing two third basemen on his lineup in Sunday's game against the Cleveland Indians forced Tampa D**** Rays manager Joe Maddon to bat his pitcher in the #3 hole. When reached for comment, a panicked Maddon lamented, "Fuck me, you mean I have to pay attention? I'm out of my league, man, I mean I completely fucked up the NL games in the World Series last year. Not to mention the hooker said I still have to pay her even though I won't get the quality time we usually get into the 7th inning." He then ran off muttering something about a double switch.