Maybe you're just kind of a dick

Dany Heatley has requested a trade from the Ottawa Senators. As the article outlines, it will be difficult to trade Heatley because 4 seasons remaining on his 6 year, $45 million contract. What you may not know is that Heatley was a promising young star for the Atlanta Thrashers earlier this decade before killing a teammate by driving his Ferrari too fast and losing control of the car.

You know what? In life you're going to fuck up sometimes. It happens and you just hope no one gets hurt in the process. If you fuck up and someone dies, you lose a little bit of your leverage. When your excuse is, "But I haven't killed anyone in 6 years," the six years is not the important part of the statement. Sometimes you just have to suck it up and deal with the fact that you don't get along with your coach. Suck it up and dry your tears on your millions of dollars and all the coked up hookers it can buy.