The number one college basketball team in ALL the land survived an upset scare from a more than game Cornell University. Kansas ran its NCAA-best home winning streak to 51 games by squeaking out a 71-66 victory. The Jayhawks trailed by a point with less than a minute to go before senior guard Sherron Collins took control of the game. Honestly, I'm not sure why everyone is so surprised. Cornell's mascot is a big fucking bear, which could kick the shit out of a jayhawk. What the fuck is a jayhawk anyway? Oh. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and take the bear in that fight, even if he has minty, fresh breath. Cornell's the Big Red, you see. What's that? You don't have the jingle stuck in your head? Hahahaha! FUCK YOU!
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