Monday, March 21, 2011

Stay classy Matt Cooke

It probably seems like I am overly critical of the Penguins agitator, but Matt Cooke is a world class douche bag. I have been calling him a bitch but that seems a little unfair to the bitches of the world who do not deserve to be lumped into the same group as trash like Cookie. Cookie decided to send a message to Rangers' defenseman Ryan McDonagh, and it was received loud and clear. It screamed, "I hate playing in NHL games and cashing my cartoonishly large paychecks. Please stop this from happening." I would not worry your simple little head about it Cookie, you are likely to be free from such onerous obligations for the next several days.

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