LET IN A GOAL WILL YOU?

Stupid whiny liberals have RUINED America! Wife gets out of line? Smack the bitch in the mouth! Kid gets out of line? Tie a steak around his neck and throw him to the bears! Goalie lets in a goal? Take a two-handed, baseball swing at his head! Oh NOOOO! Physical violence is never the correct response to a goal or a burnt dinner. Fortunately for us Keith Ballard does not burn patchouli and sit around talking about his feelings! He is a red-blooded American hero who eats red meat and babies and will not let the terrorists win! "A Czech goalie lets a Russian player score just because I grievoulsy fucked up? FUCK YOU!"