Showing posts with label Mets are injury prone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mets are injury prone. Show all posts

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Mets rushing Beltran back


Last off-season Carlos Beltran had surgery on his ailing knee against Mets' managements' wishes. Pissed off, they rushed him back before he was fully recovered to watch him stumble around in the outfield like a 41 year old Willie Mays. Trust me, older Mets fans get that reference. In the off season, the team and Beltran admitted he was rushed back and probably should have taken more time off to fully heal. Well the incompetent Omar Minaya/Jerry Manuel team was mercifully removed from duty after a second straight 4th place finish. In swept a new era of Mets baseball spearheaded by competence and making the best decisions for the long haul.

Sandy Alderson came riding in on his white horse to clean up the organizational dysfunction that has plagued the team for two decades. He will not be afraid to cut ties to overpaid, under performing players just because they have pulses and a track record of success as recently as six years ago! He is going to put the best 25 men on the roster so that night in and night out the team has its best chance to compete! He is going to force Carlos Beltran to start the season in right field even though he has played one game so far at DH and missed two weeks with knee tendinitis! Wait, what? I apologize, I must have blacked out for a minute there, because that sounds like something the incompetent Minaya administration would do in a desperate attempt to save his job. Beltran has played 3 games in his career in right field, the last a mere 11 years ago. Additionally it has been his left knee that has troubled him this spring even though it was the right knee that was surgically repaired.

Now I will have to go back and peruse my resume, but I am pretty sure I have never once been the general manager of a baseball team. With that expertise in mind it feels an awful lot like 2009 and 2010 when I hear a Mets GM talk about rushing a player back onto the field before he is fully healed. It astonishes me that the team is so willing to risk a much longer stint of inactivity by forcing an obviously hampered player to play through an injury. This is not pain or soreness, have you seen his spring training stats? One spring training game as a DH over two weeks ago. He had three at bats and has not been able to play the game since. Hey here is a novel idea: let him play a FULL 9 innings in right field in a minor league game, have him wake up the next day and do it AGAIN! Once he proves an ability to perform such monumental feats THEN give him a roster spot with the big club. The last thing the Mets need to do in 2011 is play game after game with only 24 or 23 guys available to play.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Let's call it a winning streak!


The Mets topped the Cubs last night 4-0 to win their second straight, likely their longest winning streak of the year. The win assures the Mets at least a split of their 4 game series, meaning they officially cannot lose a series for the first time this season. Jose Reyes was the hitting star, collecting four hits including a two out, two RBI triple that provided all the runs Mike Pelfrey would need. Big Pelf went seven strong innings, running his shutout streak to 19 consecutive scoreless frames. Rookie Japanese pitcher Ryota Igarashi proved to be a true Met in the 8th inning by slipping while attempting to field a bunt and straining his hamstring. On most teams you'd expect him to be back on the mound in a few days. Since it's the Mets, I assume he'll have the leg amputated some time this summer. The highlight of the game for me came in the bottom of the 8th inning when Fernando Tatis' two out, pinch hit home run gave the Mets a 4-0 lead and denied Frankie Rodriguez a save opportunity. Despite the team actually winning 6 games this season, K-Rod has only pitched in one save situation which he promptly blew.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Your daily injury report

Daily is obviously a term I will be using loosely. Anyway firstbaseman Daniel Murphy sprained his knee in a rundown Tuesday afternoon. That ups the count to three starting position players who will begin the season the disabled list, joining centerfielder Carlos Beltran and shortstop Jose Reyes. I'll try not to be pessimistic before the season even starts, but it's sure starting to smell like 2009 all over again. Murphy led the team with 12 (!!!) home runs in 2009 and OH MY DOG I LOVE THIS PICTURE!



The final decision has yet to be made, but it looks like the Mets will start Alex Cora who can't hit or play defense over Ruben Tejada who can't hit but is an excellent defender at short. They will start Mike Jacobs who can't hit or play defense over Frank Catalanotto who can't hit but plays okay defense and Chris Carter who can't play defense but he's better than Jacobs and at least he can hit plus he wrote the fucking X-Files at first. Right now it looks like they may start the awesomely named Angel Pagan in centerfield over Gary Matthews Jr which doesn't make a damned lick of sense since Pagan is far and away the superior hitter and fielder.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Why would anyone want to play for this team?

Now I am not saying this team is cursed. Hell I don't even believe in curses...but this team is cursed. Brad Holt, the 33rd pick of the 2008 draft, has thrown exactly one pitch in spring training thus far as shown in the video below:



Fortunately, Holt is not expected to be a contributor to the team this season, meaning the ball hit him in the ass and not the head.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Conflicting emotions

Is it hockey season yet? Wait, it's STILL fucking hockey season? Then how in the hell did the Mets season go to hell before the goddamned playoffs started?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Oh crap



During a forgettable 2009 season, June 23 stands out as a particularly memorable day. That was the date the Mets placed star center fielder Carlos Beltran on the 15 day disabled list with a bone bruise on his right knee. Already missing Jose Reyes and Carlos Delgado and with a pitching staff somewhat in shambles, the Mets found themselves at 35-34, a mere 2 1/2 games out of first place in the division. It was the final blow to the team's chances, as Beltran had been enjoying a stellar season and had to be considered one of the front-runners for the non-Pujols National League MVP award. By the time Beltran returned to the lineup three months later the Mets were 14 games under .500 and closer to the last place Nationals in the standings than the first place Phillies. As of this writing, there has been no improvement made to the pitching staff, meaning a healthy Beltran is the key to fielding at least a competitive team in 2010.

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Friday, August 7, 2009

The silver lining

The Mets got lost last night in San Diego 8-3. Starter Livan Hernandez got shelled to the tune of 7 runs in 5 innings by a Padres offense with exactly one legitimate major league hitter. Conversely, the offense mustered only 5 hits and three runs against a San Diego pitcher I can't be bothered to look up. All three runs scored in the top of the 6th helped by two walks and an error. On the bright side, no Mets players went down with a season-ending injury, bringing their current silver lining streak up to one.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

2009 in under 60 seconds

What's it like being a Mets fan this season? This cartoon from the grandstand sums it up perfectly:



Keep in mind this was made BEFORE starting second baseman Luis Castillo "mildly" sprained his ankle slipping on the dugout steps on Tuesday night. Also it was before Jon Niese completely tore his right hamstring from the bone (fucking OW) Wednesday afternoon. It was definitely before Gary Sheffield pulled up lame with yet another leg cramp Wednesday afternoon. Fuck.