Thursday, March 13, 2008

Fixing the Knicks in 5 easy steps

Let's do this Mastercard commercial style:

Firing Zach Randolph: $48,000,000
Firing Eddy Curry: $31,501,269
Firing Stephon Marbury: $21,937,500
Firing Jerome James: $12,800,000
Firing Isiah Thomas: Terms not disclosed
Being able to make eye contact with an NBA fan when you say your favorite team is the Knicks: FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!

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