AUGGHH!!!

I go to Southeast Asia for two fucking weeks and all of a sudden the team goes into a tailspin? A 1-5 road trip against Florida and Houston. HOUSTON? How the hell do you get swept by Houston? Did Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio suddenly pump themselves up on steroids and hit the time machine back to 1994? Maybe a mid-80s era Mike Scott was pitching for the Astros. Now I come to find out Johnny Maine and Billy Wagner are on the DL. Aaron Heilman is our closer? Ugh. It's going to be a bumpy August. Maybe it's for the best I'm halfway around the world. Although I still can't watch the fucking Mets. Tri-nation rugby is where it's at baby. South Africa v. New Zealand on August 16th. Should be some time in the middle of the fucking night. Woo.