I'm pretty sure of the roughly 6 games I've attended this season at beloved rat hole Shea Stadium the Mets have lost roughly 12 of them. Wasting a spectacular two home run effort by Carlos Beltran yesterday afternoon, the Mets bullpen did what it always does and choked on a big fat dick. Actually, that's not entirely true. Scott Schoenweis, Joe Smith, Luis Ayala, and Duaner Sanchez combined for 2.2 innings of hitless relief. Unfortunately Aaron Heilman and Pedro Feliciano also pitched, managing to give up as many hits in 1 combined inning of work as tough look starter Oliver Perez gave up in 6.1. Heilman was particularly efficient, giving up 2 hits in 4 pitches.
Looking on the bright side, the bullpen's ineptitude kept the fickle Shea fans from whining, "You know, for $119 million, Beltran could've hit at least 3 fucking home runs." You can mark down a loss to the woeful Braves on September 13th, the next time I drag my cursed ass to the Stadium.
In other news, go fuck yourself preseason. On the bright side, it's now been over two years since Ben Roethlisberger tried to stop a car with his forehead. Who says football players are dumb?
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