Monday, November 3, 2008
That was uncompetitive
The Giants waxed the division rival Cowboys last night 35-14 and this morning all anyone is talking about on ESPN is...the Cowboys. I'm not even upset by this! The game was a blowout from the word go. Plaxico "I don't need no stinking practice" Burress ran the wrong route leading to an interception returned from a touchdown, and Justin "You can't fucking block me" Tuck got flagged 15 yards for "tackling the quarterback", prolonging a drive that ended in a touchdown. Other than that, despite a classic Eli Manning 3 turnover performance, the Giants could not lose. That Cowboys team is TERRIBLE. I understand that they're missing their starting quarterback and no team in the NFL is going to stay competitive too long with the backup in there. Still, once Mr. Jessica Simspson comes back, the Cowboys are going to have serious questions on the offensive line, motivation issues with their wide receivers, and holes on every single part of their defense not named Demarcus Ware. That, my friends, is not the makings of a championship caliber team. Early in the year the pundits were calling the Cowboys offensive line one of the very best in football, presumably because they're all fat and play in Dallas, and that worked so well in the mid-90s. Unfortunately for the Cowboys, those mid-90s lines had "heart" and "talent" and "cocaine to block the pain". These guys are too fat and slow to block speed rushers, and too weak with their technique to block a power rusher. They can't open up any holes for their running backs, and they have no chance of keeping opposing pash rushers away from their quarterbacks. On the bright side, they rarely if ever fuck up the center to quarterback exchange.
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