Miguel Cabrera has been arrested for being drunk again. This time he was caught sipping scotch behind the wheel of his car which was sitting on the side of the road with smoke coming from the engine. That right there folks is balls of steel. Imagine sitting at your steering wheel on the side of the road when a cop comes up and knocks on your window.
"Hello sir or madam, have you been drinking?"
You take a swig from a bottle of scotch. "Nope."
This is not Mr. Cabrera's first tango with public officials and drunkeness. Back during the 2009 postseason, Cabrera was arrested for a domestic dispute when he showed up to their hotel drunk at 6 AM. Bitch, what is your PROBLEM? After an offseason of treatment, Cabrera said in an interview, "You guys write in the paper 'alcoholic.' That's not right. I don't know how to explain, but it's not an alcohol problem."
That's right, we angry drunks NEVER have a problem when we are drinking. It's the cold, gripping reality of sobriety that fucks everything up.
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