Johan "the Mule" Franzen became the first hockey player in over 3 years and only the fifth player since 1994-95 to net 5 goals in a single game. With an awesome nickname like "the Mule" and a game reminscent of Peter Forsberg's, Franzen could easily be one of my favorite players in the NHL if only he didn't play for the fucking Red Wings. Fuck Detroit and their shitty cars, their white rappers, their Stanley Cup winning hockey teams and their pitchers who nearly throw perfect games. What's that, the fifth goal came on an empty net? Weak. Highlights here if you care.
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