Showing posts with label Chipper Jones kills the Mets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chipper Jones kills the Mets. Show all posts

Saturday, April 24, 2010

BOOM goes the dyno-Ike!


Holy crap that's a bad headline! The Braves Kenshin Kawakami tried to sneak a fastball by Ike Davis and Davis responded with a "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" deep breath "OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!" 450 feet later Davis had his first major league home run en route to a 5-2 Mets win. John Maine was so impressed he pulled himself from the game in the 4th inning before he could blow the game. Hisanori Takahashi was so impressed he threw 3 strong innings in relief of Maine and struck out 7. Braves third-baseman and noted Mets slayer was so awed he not only dropped a later Ike Davis popup, he failed to catch Jose Reyes' popup with 2 on and one out in the 7th inning when Reyes was already retired on the infield fly rule. Braves catcher Brian McCann was so stunned he then threw to first base trying to double off Luis Castillo because obviously you have to tag up when the ball isn't caught? The throw left home plate uncovered and allowed Angel Pagan to score. Listen, it was an impressive fucking home run. Watch the highlights here on ESPN.com.

Friday, September 12, 2008

DAMMIT!

Fuck you Ben Sheets! Suck on my left nut! That's right motherfucker, you don't even get the good one! That's how little I think of your performance last night! So the Phillies won. In other news, I read here on Metsblog.com that Chipper Jones is heating up just in time for the series at New York. It will be his final "fuck you" to the Mets fans if he can lead a sweep this weekend, Atlanta's final ever visit to Shea, despite the fact his team really sucks this year.