Goalie fight????

GOALIE FIGHT!!!! Wait, am I starting to repeat myself? FUGO favorite Brent Johnson was at it again as Islanders enforcer Michael Haley decided to step up for his glass-jawed fallen goaltender and take on "Iron" Brent in a fight-marred blowout victory over the Penguins. It actually makes a little bit of sense. With the trade of backup Dwayne Roloson and the loss Rick "Paper Mache" DiPietro, the Islanders could not afford to sacrifice another goaltender to Johnson's iron fists.



In other news, the Peter Forsberg comeback tour kicked off last night and our hero valiantly allowed the spotlight to shine on Columbus' Rick Nash in a 3-1 loss to the Blue Jackets. Not wanting to give us too much too early, Forsberg held himself to a single shot in just under 18 minutes of ice time. That did not prevent Avalanche coach Joe Sacco from gushing, "He was arguably our best player tonight." Well obviously...

Time sensitive jokes!

Honestly, are there any better jokes than those that are utterly dependent on the news of today? Those Dan Quayle jokes have really stood up to the test of time. Well have I got a joke for you! And this one is valid from Wednesday, November 11, 2009 until Friday, November 13, 2009. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, in honor of your 6-6-6 New York Islanders, I give you...IRON MAIDEN!