I have a new offensive strategy for the Giants

CATCH the fucking ball! Hey look, scientists have uncovered Domenik Hixon's hands!


I kid, I kid. Hixon has overall displayed excellent pass-catching abilities during his time with the Giants, but that drop early in the second quarter against the Eagles set the tone for what was an overall disappointing performance against an inferior opponent. The Giants will look to re-establish their dominance in the NFC East on Sunday against Tony Romo and the Cowboys, whose owner just called out star running-back Marion Barber's toughness. Way to fire up the troops Jerry!

Your friday question of the day

How the fuck did games against Seattle and San Fransisco magically heal the Cowboys offensive line? Tony Romo comes back and all of a sudden all is right with the world! Never mind that the Boys modest three game winning streak came against the Seahawks, Niners, and overrated Redskins. Remember Romo running for his life every game? He was like a prettier, smarter, less robotic Ben Roethlisberger. The Dallas struggles without Romo weren't solely due to the collective ineptitude of Brad Johnson and Brooks Bollinger. Their offensive line is fat, unathletic, and generally uninterested in blocking. Against inferior defenses in blowout victories, Dallas rushed for a combined 190 yards the past two weeks. What are they going to do against Pittsburgh when Romo drops back to pass 30-something times? I actually look forward Big Ben running onto the field after a particularly brutal Romo sack, opening up the access panel to his innards and asking, "You need spleen? Science man give Ben three!"