Diana Taurasi is Extreme!

The former UConn star was booked on July 2nd for three drunken driving charges, including extreme DUI. It turns out that's less awesome than it sounds. Apparently "extreme DUI" just means she was barely twice the legal limit. Pussy. Diana baby, come back to CT and I'll show you how to extreme DUI! We'll drink some scotch, take our pants off, and get behind the wheel of a car. And believe me, when they pull us over, we won't be blowing some pussy 0.17 BAC. When mine gets that low, I start to get the shakes. Here is a picture of Diana reportedly (well, by me) enjoying a white Russian before practice.