Who says old people are useless?

Well, pretty much everybody. I mean, they can't drive, they take fucking forever in the checkout line in the grocery store, they suck hard-working American's dry with their social security handouts, and a bunch of other stereotypes I can't be bothered to write about. It turns out they can play golf, however, which in retrospect may make them even less useful. Anyway, after the first round of the British Open, which the Brits pompously call the Open Championships, your leader is none other than geriatric Tom Watson. According to sources with knowledge of the situation, Watson did not in fact die three years ago. Huh. Here is a recent picture I believe to be Tom Watson having a romantic evening with his wife.


UPDATE:

Some dude name Miguel Angel Jimenez ended up shooting one shot better than Watson at a sprightly 45, just proving the stereotype that old people are useless. Thanks Miguel!