Thursday, October 29, 2009

Big Ben sacked by bye week

You've heard the jokes dozens of times before. For example:

The Mets had the day off yesterday, but lost a heartbreaker in the 10th inning after the bullpen couldn't hold a late lead. David Wright was lost for the season when he took a practice swing.

Fuck, now I'm just depressed. Anyway, Big Ben Roethlisberger was actually sacked for the 20th time this season during the bye week. When reached for comment, the large quarterback sniffled, "Fat man landed on my owie," while pointing at his chest. Presumably he meant his ribs.

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