Shocking news

Sometimes in life things happen that you can never predict. In the sporting world, Eli Manning can run around like a scared child, his entire offensive line will hold the opposing defensive line and get away with it, he'll throw up a pass on a wing and a prayer, and David Tyree will catch the ball with his fucking helmet. You just can't predict things like this happening. On the opposite side of the spectrum, we have this: Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was cited for public intoxication. How fucking drunk does Jeff Reed have to get before someone says, "You know what? NOW he's too drunk!"