Your friday question of the day

What does it mean when the pirate at work closes the door to his office before leaving to wander the building? Maybe he just farted and doesn't want to let the sweet scent of his own colon escape to the rest of the office? Maybe he has kidnapped a fair maiden and has her tied up in there? Well, actually, that's definitely not it. Only way he gets close to a fair maiden is if he tasers her first, and I'm pretty sure someone would have noticed him dragging an unconscious female through the lobby. Ok, I'm moderately confident someone would have noticed him dragging an unconscious female through the lobby. Hmmm....maybe he kidnapped a fair maiden and has her tied up in there? Most likely he didn't want anybody to see the kiddie porn he's got up on his computer monitor that wisely faces the door. Sure, you could just minimize it but that seems like a lot of effort when you want to take a leak. Seriously, the kid is fucking creepy. What's that? Oh yeah, this is a sports blog, um, so the Leafs beat the Red Wings in Detroit, Boston beat Colorado in Denver, Vancouver shut out Calgary at home, and San Jose stopped Anaheim at the Shark tank. Also, the Phillies took a 1-0 lead in the NLCS behind a good bottom of the 6th inning and some great pitching from Cole Hamels. I didn't watch any of it.