I always kind of defended it. You know, it's cute, sure the players aren't as good but the passion of the fans is there man. Then I spent a weekend surrounded by fucking Gator fans doing the fucking Gator chomp. I am here to tell you, this is a proven fact, I have the goddamned police report to prove it. If you're 30 years old and spend an entire wedding on the dance floor doing the Gator chomp, I can hit you with a fucking chair. At a certain point you have to grow up, put a bra on, and understand that the more civilized among us are going to wander away from a bunch of drunken, obnoxious kids reliving their college glory days to go watch the baseball game.
In interesting news, the Red Sox and Rays split over the weekend. Dice K flirted with a no-hitter in game 1 after walking the bases loaded in the first inning. I still think they should be able to hit him with a bat when he's nibbling like that. Game 2 was a very different affair with a record-tying 7 home runs. It was just what you expect in a matchup of aces Scott Kazmir and Josh Beckett. Oh yeah, you might expect a low-scoring affair with lots of strikeouts. Well, they're both hurt and it showed. Game 3 is this afternoon.
The Dodgers finally got on the board against Philadelphia, proving once again that Jamie Moyer completely sucks in the postseason. Of course on the radio they are wondering why the Dodgers will start Derek Lowe on 3 days rest tonight instead of a 40-something year old soft-tosser in Greg Maddux. Obviously Mr. Cowherd did not pay any attention to what happened to the last 40 year old soft tosser who started in this series. I mean honestly, who remembers ALL the way back to last night? That bottle of scotch wasn't going to drink itself!
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