The best weekend in sports

The Final Four is this weekend! The UConn men's and women's teams both made the final weekend, marking the first time one school got the number 1 seed in both tournaments and had both teams get this far. I made that fact up and can't be bothered to research it but it's cool enough to sound plausible.

Opening day is Sunday! Well, I guess opening night is Sunday, where the real opening day is Monday cause that's when the Mets play.

The NBA and NHL seasons are winding down. Watch the final desperate pushes for playoff spots and positioning! Then tell me what happens because I stopped paying attention two months ago.

The Masters is right around the corner. Tiger's back baby. Golf is exciting again!

So what is dominating sports radio for THREE SOLID FUCKING DAYS NOW? THIS guy!


That's right, Jay Cutler, some asshole with a career record of 17-20. "But his defense has been terrible," you doth protest. NO! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA! If you give two shits about what happens in the never-ending Jay fucking Cutler saga then go ahead and throw yourself in front a fucking train because you're wasting my oxygen!