Friday, January 28, 2011

Brian Wilson is Bat-Shit, Fucking Insane

Three interminable months ago, Brian Wilson closed out game 5 of the 2010 World Series, helping to lead the San Francisco Giants to the title. Recently, he sailed his schooner to the set of the George Lopez show for a quick interview. Hilarity ensued.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Even the Onion knows Phillies fans are dicks

If you've never found yourself rooting for a little girl to die of cancer you will after watching the following story. At least it has a happy ending! Oh yeah, this one is not safe for work, unless you work at my office.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Todd Woodbridge thinks Kim Clijsters is fat



"But seriously Kim, your tits look fantastic. Let's make out."