Holy mother of dog American League "baseball" is horrific! Jered Weaver on the mound for the Angels, he of the gaudy 6-0 record and the odds on favorite for AL pitcher of the month of April. Clay Buchholz on the mound for the Red Sox, well, all right he was pretty awful in April but he is a damned good pitcher. Weaver has the change up dancing through the crisp, Boston air. Buchholz is spinning by far his best game of the 2011 season. It is tied at 1 through 4 innings...and it is already 9 fucking PM! Are you kidding me? A classic, low scoring pitcher's duel and it takes two hours to play less than half of the fucking game? I am thinking they need to start letting the pitchers bat again, just to speed this shit along. Think of it as a laxative for the constipated bowels of American sports.
